What is an Ice Cream Person?
An Ice Cream Person is a hybrid creature composed of both human and ice
How come they all look different?
The diversity of the Ice Cream People is remarkable. By studying the submitted
renditions, we learn and strive to categorize the different breeds.
What are their origins?
Our research indicates that the Ice Cream People have existed on this
planet since the Ice Age, so they’ve been around. Sightings have
skyrocketed in recent years; this has been attributed to global warming.
How do they reproduce?
Use your imagination.
Can I submit a rendition of an Ice Cream Person?
Yes. If you see an Ice Cream Person and want to create a rendition of
it, we will add it to the archive. For your convenience, there are templates
available for download
Do you collect tangible evidence?
Yes, and it is exhibited from time to time as well. Keep an eye out for
an exhibition near you! If you'd like a postcard to render your own ICP
with your website and mailing address.
Who’s behind this?
IceCreamPeople.org is maintained and curated by Brian Butler and his 50
robot interns. His interns are immensely helpful as they all have refrigeration
units (for storing evidence), and one has the ability to transform into
an Ice Cream Truck.
How are you funded?
Ice Cream People is a nonprofit labor-of-love dedicated to researching
and advocating our frozen friends. Robots aren’t cheap, and YOU
are welcome to donate here via Paypal.
I can see this
is hosted on blogger, what is the web address?
You are very observant, if you'd like to navigate the web without that
pesky "http://icecreampeople.org" masking your page addresses,
you can visit the Ice Cream People on the blogger address: