Shirts available through Society 6
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Skatedecks available through Artsprojekt.
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Support Ice Cream People research with the official shirt.
Please specify what size you'd like, available in adult
L, XL.
to purchase. $20
New Shirt featuring everyone's favorite Mr. Upperhand!
Please specify what size you'd like, available in adult
S, M, L, XL.
to purchase. $20
Get the Tattoo Zine! 18 pages
Learn more here.
to purchase. $5
I'm available. Let’s chat.
I’m probably up for collaborating on stuff. If that sounds cool, email me.    
If your in an upcoming band and want some rad graphics to promote an upcoming album or show, email me your band’s info, and we’ll make something special.    
• black & white flyer design $20**    
• color flyer design $30**    
• silkscreen-able poster design $50**    
• one color shirt design $100**    
• multicolor shirt design $200**    
• identity combo logo, album artwork, web banners, printed ads, myspace layout (email for quote)    
** this price applies to demands from broke-ass bands who don’t need an immediate turn-around (can wait two weeks), and trust that I will just make something awesome (you aren’t asking for really really specific junk). If one of those three characteristics don’t apply to you, email for a quote tailored to your needs. All design work requires a half payment up-front.
You want a really neat painting for your poolside bungalow or volcano lair? What about a drawing for your bathroom? I take commissions!  I’d be happy to fulfill any strange requests for content. All inquiries can be directed here.
Drawings on Arches printmaking paper:
• 11” x 14”
• 16" x 20"
Paintings on stretched canvas:

• 9” x 12 ”

• 11" x 14"
• 18" x 24"
• 24" x 36"
*** Please note that these prices are for commissions, commissions for commercial purposes will require a higher fee, based on what usage rights you’d like to purchase. Please email me for working rates.
A deposit of half the agreed upon fee will get you three sketches and a final sketch based on your feedback. The final piece will be emailed to you and shipped when the remaining balance is paid. Please allow for a four-week turn around, or ask about special rush pricing.
I’m available if you need someone to...    
• paint a giant yeti on the side of your house    
• lecture about miniature golf, ice cream people, or subject of your choice*
*Please, no lectures on country music or time travel 
• design and build an epic world-class miniature golf course    
• participate in a live-painting event    
• host a game show    
If you really need something of mine, but all you have is a pocket full of hobo nickels, I’m up for trades. I’ve got some Special Mystery Surprise Packs up for grabs:
The following items are worthy of a Level 1 Special Mystery Surprise Pack:    
• Vintage travel decals (or "water decals"), the kind with the slightly off-register graphics, and garish colors.
• Kitschy roadside ephemera, slider pens, souvenir pennants, weird old postcards.
• Fireworks
The following items are worthy of a Level 2 Super Special Mystery Surprise Pack:    
• Fletcher Hanks "I Shall Destroy all Civilized Planets!"
• Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopedia vol. I, II, III
• Rat Fink: The Art of Ed "Big Daddy" Roth
The following items are worthy of a Level 3 Extra Super Special Mystery Surprise Pack:    
• Mexican folk art Tirgre masks
• Dia de los Muertos statues
• Scrimshaw Teeth
• Hopi Kachina dolls
• Bali Masks
• Haida style artwork
• Japanese vinyl kaiju toys
• Minigolf fiberglass statues