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Rad Shirts!!!
Skatedecks available through Artsprojekt.
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http://www.zazzle.com/brian1986*
 
Support Ice Cream People research with the official shirt.
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L, XL.
to purchase. $20
New Shirt featuring everyone's favorite Mr. Upperhand!
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S, M, L, XL.
to purchase. $20
 
Get the Tattoo Zine! 18 pages
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to purchase. $5
 
COMMISIONS & GRAPHICS
   
       
ART DIRECTORS:
     
I'm available. Let’s chat.
   
       
ARTISTS:
     
I’m probably up for collaborating on stuff. If that sounds cool, email me.    
       
BANDS:
     
If your in an upcoming band and want some rad graphics to promote an upcoming album or show, email me your band’s info, and we’ll make something special.    
• black & white flyer design $20**    
• color flyer design $30**    
• silkscreen-able poster design $50**    
• one color shirt design $100**    
• multicolor shirt design $200**    
• identity combo logo, album artwork, web banners, printed ads, myspace layout (email for quote)    
** this price applies to demands from broke-ass bands who don’t need an immediate turn-around (can wait two weeks), and trust that I will just make something awesome (you aren’t asking for really really specific junk). If one of those three characteristics don’t apply to you, email for a quote tailored to your needs. All design work requires a half payment up-front.
   
       
FRIENDS:
     
You want a really neat painting for your poolside bungalow or volcano lair? What about a drawing for your bathroom? I take commissions!  I’d be happy to fulfill any strange requests for content. All inquiries can be directed here.
   
Drawings on Arches printmaking paper:
     
• 11” x 14”
$350***    
• 16" x 20"
$500***    
Paintings on stretched canvas:
     

• 9” x 12 ”

$400***    
• 11" x 14"
$500***    
• 18" x 24"
$600***    
• 24" x 36"
$900***    
*** Please note that these prices are for commissions, commissions for commercial purposes will require a higher fee, based on what usage rights you’d like to purchase. Please email me for working rates.
A deposit of half the agreed upon fee will get you three sketches and a final sketch based on your feedback. The final piece will be emailed to you and shipped when the remaining balance is paid. Please allow for a four-week turn around, or ask about special rush pricing.
   
       
MORE THAN FRIENDS:
     
I’m available if you need someone to...    
• paint a giant yeti on the side of your house    
• lecture about miniature golf, ice cream people, or subject of your choice*
*Please, no lectures on country music or time travel 
   
• design and build an epic world-class miniature golf course    
• participate in a live-painting event    
• host a game show    
       
VAGABONDS
     
If you really need something of mine, but all you have is a pocket full of hobo nickels, I’m up for trades. I’ve got some Special Mystery Surprise Packs up for grabs:
   
     
The following items are worthy of a Level 1 Special Mystery Surprise Pack:    
• Vintage travel decals (or "water decals"), the kind with the slightly off-register graphics, and garish colors.
• Kitschy roadside ephemera, slider pens, souvenir pennants, weird old postcards.
• Fireworks
   
     
The following items are worthy of a Level 2 Super Special Mystery Surprise Pack:    
• Fletcher Hanks "I Shall Destroy all Civilized Planets!"
• Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopedia vol. I, II, III
• Rat Fink: The Art of Ed "Big Daddy" Roth
   
     
The following items are worthy of a Level 3 Extra Super Special Mystery Surprise Pack:    
• Mexican folk art Tirgre masks
• Dia de los Muertos statues
• Scrimshaw Teeth
• Hopi Kachina dolls
• Bali Masks
• Haida style artwork
• Japanese vinyl kaiju toys
• Minigolf fiberglass statues